Hello. I think I'd be good on BB this year. Firstly, I'm quite unstable. Secondly, I like small spaces and giant big eyes, which if you look around are following me everywhere. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic...haha what are the odds! You gotta take me now, I'll talk to the oranges and stuff. I'm pure entertainment. I like women. I like women but only watch them, from a very far distance away. I'm not scary though. I think I'll fit your demograthic perfectly. I'm European for starters. Went to a ethnic diverse school, so have experienced many beatings from both sides of the social spectrum.

I was a boy genius, but was always very nervous. Like a frog with his wife pregnant trying to cross the road, but has suddenly been caught between the headlights of a motherfucking big truck, with responsibility in his head and a family in some pond somewhere. I mean what would you do?

I'm so angsty as well! Did I not tell you this? I'm like this really angsty figure. Was brought up on Nirvana and like that grugey scene.

Your viewers will love me. Though I have a small penis. But ya know, I''ll get it out if you want me too...It'll be cool, I'll scare people with it... Everyone will love me, I'll be a star. A b-list one ya know, get my own like commercial for domestos, excercise DVD, etc. I'll give you the money of course....I dont mind. Anyway....

Here's hoping hey,

JFKFC