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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dani California |
 For some, the sentiments of listening to 'the chilis' is lost immediately when Kiedis begins to rap over some mediocre funk-pop-rock background (with the odd unimpressive solo that proves their musicianship every now and then) and kerrazzzzy attitudes: NAKED?! WITH SOCKS?! OH, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
For others though, they're amazing and are the missing ingredients to their lives - a middle class white man rapping. YES! A middle-age, middle-class white man rapping! It's unbeatable! And Flea! Yes 'FLEA'! You are my excitement. You are the first time I masturbated. You are my inner child, playing slap bass, doing INSANE dancing and talking a bit like Michael Stipe (but with a lisp).
Oh! How this band make me! Behold: A guitar solo at the end! Behold: More lyrics about California, Minnesota, and other American states. Behold: pretentious musicianship from pretentious musicians who believe they are more than human beings - they are 'the universe'. They are Jupiter and Mars combined!
Your money?! They care not for your money! Behold: a double-album!
Death or retirement? YOU decide.
Craig Sharp. |
| Coding: Darren Burrows